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Monday, August 20, 2007

if you can't beat 'em,JOIN 'EM!

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Monday, August 13, 2007

zakar nazar dijilat.. =OOO

haha.i shall explain the title later.x)

damn i miss my blog.aww.x) and i'm blogging right in the middle of exams.when my reason to stop blogging was because of studies.hmm.how contradictory.heh.

anyway yes.my day.we had bm 1 and 2 today.and damn i was prepared.BUT

I DIDN'T DO MY KOMSAS!!!

earns the spot no.2 achievement of the year.
saving number one for when i forget to write my name on my pmr english paper 2. =="

dang it.spent too much time on bahagian b.apparently i was taking my sweet time,thinking of points to throw into my essay while following the DiKeMaSeN thing pn nurul taught us altogether.

my ringkasan wasn't bad la.all the new words i learnt all just popped up in my head and i put it all in.hope i get more than 16 for my efforts. =\
stupid pemahaman.

bahagian c.sigh.hardly knew what i was doing.i kinda gave up halfway.AGAIN.like the last exam.ish.so my supposedly long bahagian c essay is as short as my bahagian b one.hohoho.

oh crap.i just remembered that i didn't count the number of words in my essay.whoops.wonder whether i lose marks for that.do you?=\


paper one was the bomb la.x) there was one question.number seven i think.it was describing something that people in kuala selangor are proud of,it flies and emits light.oh and looks beautiful at night.
a.layang2
b.kunang2
c.obor2
d.patung2

before i say anything else,this guy over herethe one and onlykokss and his retardedness
answered A.lets all give him a big hand!*everyone starts staring at liqi*x)

in case you are a 6 year old using your parents comp without them knowing and you somehow stumbled upon my blog-
layang-layang is kite. sure kokss.they suurree are proud of their 2 AA battery-powered kites!

obor-obor seemed to be the talk during recess.we were all like.
david:whats obor obor?
jung:isnt it the torch thing?
me:no thats obor.
david:then whats obor obor?
james:whats layang layang?
kokss:HAH?obor obor's jelly fish?
me:yeah it is.why you put that?
kokss:no i put A.the layang2 thing.
james:whats layang layang?
me and jung:its kite la.
jung:HAH!?kokweng you put layang layang ah?
all laugh.
me:oh sure.kite got light la.
david:ehh..whats obor obor???
me:jelly fish la.you put is it?
jung:HAH!?you put obor obor?
david:yeah..*laughs*
jung:then joel what you put.
me:i tembak kunang2.its patung2 right?damn.
jung:no..
david:pepatung is dragonfly la.

my memory is vague.so this conversation might not have exact information.



after school we were all talking about our essays outside,as expected.sze wrote about the peribahasa "where there's a will there's a way."heh.some nonsense about pmr.x)
then...

a wild afro-less softball coach form 6 student appears!...


...in a myVi with tricia,another form 6.
he's the amazing,the wonderful,the hair-ful,the indispicable,ladies and gentlemen,give a big hand to the one and only...
KENNYYYYYYYYYYYY!

*all stare at liqi again*
liqi says:whaaat...==

we old apprentices of his went over to greet him warmly.mmm yes.warmly.x)
so we chatted with him over ice cream and choki choki and caught up with him.

liqi:sooo..how's form 6?school nice,ah?
kenny:mahde everywhere i turn also malay and indians.sorry ram.
liqi:oh so you come back here see us la..
me:yeah..balance his view.or else too much black.
kenny:mahai they seriously got problem wan.they all one gang stand in front of the toilet.cuz.the toilet is just one cubicle(how sad...)so they all stand there,act cool only.
me:what the heck is so cool about standing in front of a toilet???
kenny:you touch them a bit,they stare cock at you...what the hell...all indians malays fkers la.*turns to ram*like you la.(i forgot whether he apologized) you all indians go to hell la.

WARNING.IF YOU ARE AN INDIAN,AND YOU'RE READING THIS,DON'T TAKE IT TO HEART.or your race's heart.KENNY IS AN INDIAN DEEP DOWN.

WARNING.IF YOU ARE A KENNY NG AND YOU'RE READING THIS.DON'T WORRY.I AGREE WITH YOU.XD

anyway back to indian conversation.
me:maybe he already did and he just came back.
jung:hm.yeala.black
ram:aiya..softball ma..
me:oh sure.before that ram..
jung and i simultaneously:had such a..(pause..wait for the punchline..)fair complexion.

haha.

oh and the title.david and i at the bus layby
david,on komsas:eh..komsas got nazar..zakar nazar dibakar!
me:and got pak sahar!pak sahar bakar zakar nazar!
david:nazar tabah menempuhi cabaran dan dugaan dalam hidup.contohnya apabila zakarnya dibakar oleh ayahnya.*laughs*
me:apabila zakarnya dijilat api...hahahaha.
david:sebelum ayahnya meninggal..hahaha
me:hahahhaha..its like..nazar,inilah zuriat untuk kamu *FOOM* AUUUGGHHHH!!!

lol.

i lazy liaooo..ciaoz.

Thus ends my post.


Thursday, July 19, 2007

your blog has been terminated.reason:no juice(alternative answer:cuz jon said so)

yes.i have lost the will to blog.

i was once enthusiastic about it.now its just....a liability?
just plain lazy.i think i'll just go back to reading blogs.like liqi's.personal entertainment.laugh laugh only.

so for now.my blog is officially closing down.hohoho.
as if that makes a difference.

studies can really change your lifestyle.damn.

i shall end with a late birthday re-wish.and a picture post.cuz i just love the picture.

since i dont have the time to birthday post about jou ee and jon and everyone else's bday's who's passed.

HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY PEOPLE!



kokweng one fine day in class...

pn nurul : okay...so hari ini kita nak buat plbs,yeh.so first person..chongg..kok weng eh?chong kok weng!buat apa?sudah habis bercakap?
kokweng(was talking with me,as usual):shyt.why i must be first on the class list.

*bla bla bla plbs*

kokweng sits down and says : why can't my name be like...zhong kok weng.

bbq's?

kokss and his retardedness
aww.

kokweng at his coolest.

joel's blog at it's end.

its gg.com for now,kids.

Thus ends my post.


Monday, July 02, 2007

blogspot ada masalah.

wtf.
________________
like.wtf.
_________________________________
cuz its so wtf.

through my longg,painstaking,tedious,meaningless observation, i am able to conclude that

i should change to blogspot.
==



joel says : ini adalah kerana laman-laman blog iniii...setakat ni..errhh..mendapat banyak sambutan.
ataupun kunjungan daripada kawan.

and after five minutes of my drop-by at blogspot, i am able to conclude that

a)blogspot sucks balls.

b)SOMEONE'S BLOODY USING MY EMAIL(S) FOR THEIR BLOGSPOT ACCOUNTS.



cuz its like.

 ___________________
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 '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''     
A user with the email you specified already exists.

like...wudufug.

Thus ends my post.nyehe.



PAISEH.


Sunday, July 01, 2007

mobiK!

please go and try it!
its a free online based sms thing
free ok.
no joke.
take it from me (shut up kokweng and jung.)

you can only free sms people who are members of mobik
so meaning if everyone is a member...
then we can all sms each other for free!
yay...
==
just try la.




heh.

sorry i havent been updating lately.but i've been...err.busy lately.
or maybe the more accurate word would be....offline. ==
pmr year okay...
in quotes    -     study study study

few random things...or maybe not that random

- eunice is back!! yay. i missed her.x)

- everyone changing to blogspot.sien.maybe i should.should i?

- my blog chatbox is dead.as usual. ==

- my left eye feels bengkak.

- my right knee is injured.

- i've got a stupid pimple on the right side of my lips and it keeps coming back. ==

- my elec guitar strings are rusty once again! ==

- i used less than 40 bucks on the phone bill last month.yay.major achievement.from 70 to 40.

- transformers sounds cool.and i haven't watched.

- my phone sucks.period.

- i want a new phone.period.

- the keropok wedges dude outside school rocks.

- pn.liao is a hypocrite when it comes to hari temu mesra.

- fake iPod's in china cost 65 bucks here.derrick has 4

- my iq averaged to my age level is around 125.... o.O



err.
thats about it for now.
come on la.
its 12.35 am.


went to the library.everyone went to the movies instead.so there was a better studying environment.x)
derrick jou sueann and beatrice.

heh.

sue ann : eh..beat..teach me maths..i dunno how to do.
beatrice : ask him la *points at derrick* he maths pro.
sue ann : derrick teach me maths...
derrick : ask him *points at me ==* he maths pro *laughs*
sue ann sudah dulan.

oh yeah.damn dumb.jou was teaching derrick about why
 x squared - y squared equals to (x-y)(x+y)
she was like

if they're both (x-y), then you'll get a positive.
so she asked him

negative and positive together you get?

derrick being the blurr ass he is exclaimed "zero"
wohohoho.

so when he was teaching sue ann linear equations, he asked her

positive and negative, get what?
err...negative la.
no.its wrong.its zero.


==

sangat the random.
hohoho.sent them all four home later.

now i sleep

Thus ends my post.



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